Here mate try this,
Just paste this in to a new panel (Admin >>> System >> Panels >>> New Panel and paste this code in the editor.
You just need to change the stuff for your bible verses and change the number at the top if you use more than 29.
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<script type="text/javascript">
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//Enter the amount of quotes you are using.
var quotnum = "29";
//In between the " "; enter in your message. Remember not to use double
//quote ("
in your message. You may use a single quote ('
.
var sds = new Array(1000);
sds[0]="I can only help 1 person a day. And today's not your day. Tommorow don't look good either.";
sds[1]="I borrowed cd's and copied them from friend's before napster.";
sds[2]="It's not my fault.";
sds[3]="OXY MORON:<br>Microsoft Works";
sds[4]="I'm not poor. I'm financially challenged.";
sds[5]="If you can read this, you don't need glasses.";
sds[6]="After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.";
sds[7]="After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.";
sds[8]="I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect. ";
sds[9]="No one ever says 'It's only a game', when their team is winning.";
sds[10]="How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?";
sds[11]="Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?";
sds[12]="On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was...surrounded by trees and bushes.";
sds[13]="I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.";
sds[14]="The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world.";
sds[15]="The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in high school was my blood alcohol content. ";
sds[16]="Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway. ";
sds[17]="I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.";
sds[18]="I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.";
sds[19]="Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. ";
sds[20]="I don't have a big ego, I'm way too cool for that.";
sds[21]="If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?";
sds[22]="Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.";
sds[23]="When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half.";
sds[24]="I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected. ";
sds[25]="How much can I get away with and still go to heaven? ";
sds[26]="Travel is very educational. I can now say 'Kaopectate' in seven different languages.";
sds[27]="If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.";
sds[28]="If it was only a 3 hour tour, then why did they bring all their luggage?";
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var arandomn=Math.random() * quotnum;
arandomn=Math.round(arandomn);
var daquote =sds[arandomn];
document.write("<table border=0 align=center><tr><td align=center><b>"+daquote+"</font></b></td></tr></table>"
;
//-->
</script>
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Script from...
http://thescriptcenter.com/random-quote.html